If you could change your name, what would it be?

[stupi dcunt]

I would change my name to Wing Wong Sing Ting Bing. Then I would get a facial reconstruction as an angry old Asian man, and make a waffle house named Wing Wong Sing Ting Bing's Waffles.

And then I would only have the option of covering your waffle in sweet and sour sauce or egg drop soup.